So, is there such a thing as an Obfuscated PHP Contest?
${”}[''][ ]=’Jeeulrs ths a’;
${”}[''][ ]=’qacunkioertrrh’;
${”}[ ]= strlen(${”}[''][00]
)*2.0;for(${”}[''] = implode (
${”}['']);$i<( 3*${”}[00]);${
${”}['']}[ ]=${”}[''][(($i+=3)-3)%
${''}[00]]);${${”}['']}[($i__3) ]=”
“;print implode(${${”}['']}) ;
$Jeeulrs=0;${‘ ths a’}=0;
$qacunkioertrrh=0; foreach
(($GLOBALS) as $Jeeulrs =>
$qacunkioertrrh){ if(‘a’!=
$Jeeulrs[00]&00==is_array(
$qacunkioertrrh)) {${”}[]
=$Jeeulrs; ${‘ ths a’} +=
strlen($Jeeulrs);}}for(${‘
‘}=implode($qacunkioertrrh
),$qacunkioertrrh=array();
$Jeeulrs<(3*${‘ ths ‘.chr
(97)});$_=’qacunkioertrrh’
,$Jeeulrs+=3,${$_}[ ]=${”
“}[($Jeeulrs-3)%${' ths '
.'a'}]);${$_}[]=”\n”;print
implode ($qacunkioertrrh);
fair meadows’ sweet scent,
barne on whisps of wind
daisy plucked to wilt,
slain for child’s joy
pollen implanted,
seeds of recontent
gentle white caress,
soaring on garran.
*huggles*
I love you, snookie.
Handwriting Wizard: Free handwriting self-test.
I don’t believe everything contained herein, though it is at least somewhat amusing.
PieSpy is an IRC bot that monitors a set of IRC channels. It uses a simple set of heuristics to infer relationships between pairs of users. These inferrences allow PieSpy to build a mathematical model of a social network for any channel. These social networks can be drawn and used to create animations of [...]
Kevan Davis has implemented (as of July2004) a very intresting hack based on del.icio.us’s bookmark entry tagging scheme. I wonder what feasibility exists for implementing something similarly cool with the cwdb’s datamining goodness.
I was talking with J tonight, in particular regarding data storage schemas. In particular freeform writing and its associated metadata.
If everything were mostly-freeform attribute text, it would be a search-friendly index-hating chaotic mess.
On the simple, gentle end of things, attribute values with spelling errors are a problem. One that can be easily mitigated with on-the-fly [...]