So, is there such a thing as an Obfuscated PHP Contest?
${''}[''][ ]='Jeeulrs ths a'; ${''}[''][ ]='qacunkioertrrh'; ${''}[ ]= strlen(${''}[''][00] )*2.0;for(${''}[''] = implode ( ${''}['']);$i<( 3*${''}[00]);${ ${''}['']}[ ]=${''}[''][(($i+=3)-3)% ${''}[00]]);${${''}['']}[($i__3) ]=" ";print implode(${${''}['']}) ;
$Jeeulrs=0;${' ths a'}=0; $qacunkioertrrh=0; foreach (($GLOBALS) as $Jeeulrs => $qacunkioertrrh){ if('a'!= $Jeeulrs[00]&00==is_array( $qacunkioertrrh)) {${''}[] =$Jeeulrs; ${' ths a'} += strlen($Jeeulrs);}}for(${' '}=implode($qacunkioertrrh ),$qacunkioertrrh=array(); $Jeeulrs<(3*${' ths '.chr (97)});$_='qacunkioertrrh' ,$Jeeulrs+=3,${$_}[ ]=${" "}[($Jeeulrs-3)%${' ths ' .'a'}]);${$_}[]="\n";print implode ($qacunkioertrrh);