Obfuscated PHP?

So, is there such a thing as an Obfuscated PHP Contest?

${''}[''][  ]=’Jeeulrs  ths a’;
${”}[''][  ]=’qacunkioertrrh’;
${”}[  ]= strlen(${”}[''][00]
)*2.0;for(${”}[''] = implode (
${”}['']);$i<( 3*${”}[00]);${
${”}['']}[ ]=${”}[''][(($i+=3)-3)%
${''}[00]]);${${”}['']}[($i__3) ]=”
“;print implode(${${”}['']}) ;

$Jeeulrs=0;${'  ths a'}=0;
$qacunkioertrrh=0; foreach
(($GLOBALS) as $Jeeulrs =>
$qacunkioertrrh){ if('a'!=
$Jeeulrs[00]&00==is_array(
$qacunkioertrrh)) {${”}[]
=$Jeeulrs; ${’  ths a’} +=
strlen($Jeeulrs);}}for(${’
‘}=implode($qacunkioertrrh
),$qacunkioertrrh=array();
$Jeeulrs<(3*${’  ths ‘.chr
(97)});$_=’qacunkioertrrh’
,$Jeeulrs+=3,${$_}[  ]=${”
“}[($Jeeulrs-3)%${'  ths '
.'a'}]);${$_}[]=”\n”;print
implode ($qacunkioertrrh);