Yuuichi’s Crush on an Older Woman

In episode 20 of Kanon (2006), Yuuichi talks to Ayu about his first love. At fifteen minutes into the episode he says

I’m not sure if she’s my first love or not, but I had a crush on an older girl.

Other than that, he recalls her face. We flashback.. Yes, harder, harder oba-chan…

Dear god! It looks like an ancient dead woman, with doublechins, huge lips, and bulging cheekbones! She had the attractiveness of a gorilla! Is this the peril that raped Yuuichi, and sent his mind spiraling into the void!?

Ah, but with a little rotation, we can see that the elderly gorilla lady was really a cleaver ruse, and a pretty flower decorating the hair of one far fairer, and far younger. Who is this blue-haired older girl, and does she have any cute daughters named Nayuki?

Unfortunatly, empty-minded Ayu-Ayu wore such a bow back before she jumped and sent her restless spirit to find her lost item. Curses!

I continue to hope that Akiko Minase also partook of this bow-fasion. Ayu’s pantsless rainy-day projection is getting annoying. Already she got too much screentime, and now we have to waste more of it on her. I hope she jumps out of a tree and breaks her neck.

And I’m going to completely ignore the older woman named Makoto which the cute fox was named after, until I see her somewhere. The true harem consists of Nayuki, Akiko, Sayuri, Mai, Shiori, and snow. Lots of snow.