James Van Iveren, pr0nslayer
James Van Iveren in Wisconsin heard a woman shrieking for help in apartment upstairs. With no telephone to call the police, he took matters into his own hands, equipped his antique sword, and kicked down the door to save the damsel in distress. In unpleasent contrast, he discovers his neighbour sitting alone, watching porn.
So now James Van Iveren is being charged with three crimial counts.
Of course, if a women had been in the process of being raped in his neighbour’s apartment, this man would have been declared a hero, and gratefully thanked for his knightly behaviour.
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