Comments on: Meme: Promoting Falsehoods

By: Zuki

Zuki — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:28:12 +0000

I’m seriously sorry about the katamari incident. I’d just gotten one for my birthday–I thought it was a gag gift! How was I to know that it was a real working katamari?’

I know I apologized then, panting and out of breath, after I caught up with it and you at the bottom of that steep San Francisco hill. But the reason I’m apologizing again is, I feel so guilty.

I was laughing hysterically inside.

By: tanetris

tanetris — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:35:50 +0000

There were plenty who snickered at the idea of a wolf hunting with a squirrel rather than hunting the squirrel, those who pointed, laughed, whispered amongst themselves, shook their heads in bemusement… They had yummy hearts. How were their eyeballs? Anyway, drifting off-topic…

Remember that time I tossed you at that guy’s face? Thought he was so damn pretty… Messed him up good!

By: Alan Castonguay

Alan Castonguay — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:35:13 +0000

I’ve stepped beyond the veil. If you truely love me, step onto the tracks.

By: ph00tbag

ph00tbag — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:34:53 +0000

Remember when you got hit by that train? I thought you were dying and confessed my undying love for you.

Yeh, that was awkward.

By: vegetius

vegetius — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:34:34 +0000

Those experiments you conducted in vivisection and artificial life. I warned you that the scientific community wasn’t ready for such radical procedures, much less the general public, but you scoffed, condemned them as short-sighted fools and ranted about how you’d “show them all!”

Now you’ve lost your fiancee, your fortune and your family’s ancestral home has been burned down by an angry mob of pitchfork-wielding creationists. As well as now being hunted across the face of the globe by your enraged and betrayed creations. Was all this sacrifice really worth it just to create zombie chipmunks?

By: masamage

masamage — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:32:54 +0000

Remember how, when we were next-door neighbors, we went babysitting together a few times? The little kid on the other side of your house was pretty fun; he watched Veggie Tales a lot.

Of course, the time I remember most was when you made pancakes from scratch. Both of you two were were fine, but I came down with the worst food poisoning of my life. I spent one terrible day puking for all I was worth, and it took an entire week to recover.

(Fortunately, my mom made it bearable by playing Uno with me while we listened to Johnny Cash CDs.)