Greasey Monkey Man

In yet another episode of growing up, I now know how to change the oil and filter on a 2001 Corolla. It’s a little messy, but less than an hour’s slow work. I commemorated this astounding success by jumping in the pool, and leaving childish messages on Shannon’s voicemail. To recuperate my loss of dignity, I emptied and cleaned the kitch fridge/freezer, forcing my mother to acknolage the presence of, and deal with, several ancient evils.