Acidic Squirrels

Ok, hang on a second here, are y’all saying I’m on acid? Because, as sure as the paws in front of my face, I ain’t never touched none of that stuff. I hear it messes you up right good, and I much prefer to be in full control of my mental faculties.

9 Comments

  1. Posted 2005-11-27 at | Permalink

    Ah, but that hasn’t been said! We’ve asserted that every member of the band ‘Animal Collective’ is A) a squirrel and B) on acid, but it doesn’t follow from this that any given squirrel is on acid (unless we also assert that all squirrels are in Animal Collective, which we haven’t).

  2. Posted 2005-11-27 at | Permalink

    Logic-Nerd!

  3. Posted 2005-11-27 at | Permalink

    You guys are lucky I didn’t actually break out the formal notation.

  4. Posted 2005-11-27 at | Permalink

    There was, I neglected to mention, an assumption that “Animal Collective” was a super-struct of “Squirrel”, and “band” simply referred to the brotherly gathering of furry.

  5. Posted 2005-11-27 at | Permalink

    Well, that’s easily disproved!

  6. Posted 2005-11-27 at | Permalink

    Random blatherings disproven!? Oh, to be stricken by such moves of logic!

  7. Posted 2005-11-27 at | Permalink

    Luckily, I’ve cleverly hidden the formal notation in the same place we hide your Christmas presents.

  8. Posted 2005-11-27 at | Permalink

    Avatar Steganography?

  9. Posted 2005-11-27 at | Permalink

    Because, you know, my avatar contains multitudes.

    Thus, it is too large to fit in the margin of this webpage.

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