Update: This is funny. Try not to be offended.
Mike from Shortpacked, by way of Dave Willis, made a brilliant observation about the negative side effects that legalized gay marriage will have on the homosexual population. The only flaw that I see in his postulation is claim that gayness is a genetic thing. This hasn’t been proven, and is likely untrue. However, as it’s a claim supported by anti-gay-flag wavers, it will suffice. Indeed, as the entire exercise may be construed as humor, we can overlook this flaw entirely.
You do know that gay marriage is just a conspiracy against homosexuals, don’t you? Being gay is partly genetic, right? The only way humanity has kept homosexuality in the gene pool is by attaching a social stigma to being gay that shames gays into sham heterosexual marriages which result in reproduction. Once that stigma is eradicated, gays will start marrying each other, remove themselves from the gene pool, and will be gone in a few successive generations.
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This seems like a weirdly narrow interpretation of ‘genetic’; I don’t think that anybody’s argument is that sexual preference is passed directly from father to son (or mother to son, father to daughter, etc.). Rather, the evidence as I understand it suggests that it’s an extremely common mutation; still genetically inherent, but not reliant upon a straight generational line passing it down.
-Garran
P.S. Ha! You shall have to work harder than that to disable my comments! :-p
P.P.S. As usual, wikipedia is way more knowledgable than I am.
“Remember that most of the line about homosex [sic] being one’s nature, not a choice, was articulated as a response to brutal repression. ‘It’s not our fault!’ gay activists began to declaim a century ago, when queers first began to organize in Germany and England. ‘We didn’t choose this, so don’t punish us for it!’ One hundred years later, it’s time for us to abandon this defensive posture and walk upright on the earth. Maybe you didn’t choose to be gay – that’s fine. But I did.” Donna Minskowski>>>Gay Pride Editor